Taiga Masterwild sauna rituals with a Witcher

Every witch knows the oldest magic is a knot and the oldest release is heat. Wood-fired steam unties it. Birch and oak brooms. Honey. Cold water. Tea. Slow. Quiet. Deep. Come by the fire. Come by the moon. The rite is waiting and it knows your name.

Book a ritual

An evening under the moon

3+ hours. I keep the fire and open every door.

Where

Vienna

A wooden sauna boat on the Danube. Fire on the water.

Cyprus

The Troodos mountains, 30 minutes from Limassol.

Tenerife

A wood-fired sauna in the north of the island.

Witcher at your door

Gather your circle at home or on a retreat. If you have a sauna or a place for a fire, I come to you with brooms, herbs and honey. Hosting a retreat? Invite the Witcher to keep the fire for your circle.

Prices

Witch Circle

Up to four witches, per person

€250
Private ritual · one witch

Only for one witch and the fire

€700
Private evening · your company

For two witches or your own circle. The boat is yours alone.

€800

A €50 prepayment keeps your place by the fire.Tell me about allergies before we begin. This is a ritual of care and heat, not medical treatment.

Canada & USA, 2027

The fire is coming across the ocean. Write CANADA or USA in my Instagram DM and you will be the first to know the dates.

Write CANADA

Book your evening

Write me personally with your dates, how many of you are coming, and where you are. I reply myself and hold your place once we agree on the evening.

My WhatsApp · +43 676 307 49 49

Instagram DM · @taigamaster